burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

(via theneedfornirvana)

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

(via teen-derp)

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

(via seemssosillytomenow)

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pretty-transparents:

more planets, i can’t help it *:・゚✧

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(via maybe-youwill-love-yourself)

carpenternewton:

*looks at eddie vedder* nice

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