*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.
i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college
when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before